[Verse 1]
They came up from the South about once a year,
A sudden wave but it was nothing to fear,
A different life and a different perspective,
He'd turn off the radio but AC wasn't elective,

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh he drove his Taxi all around the town,
No innocent never caught sight of his frown,
When the kids came up in that great Southern wave,
They gathered in excitement at the gifts he gave,

[Chorus]
DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's handing out cards (handing out the cards)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's slinging them fast

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Take a Taxi take a Chippy

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS
[Verse 2]
Ain't allowed a computer ain't allowed a phone,
So they pick up all the cards that they can carry home,
To them a legend - bald man in the Highlands,
He carries all their hopes in his Taxi and in his hands,

[Chorus]
DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's handing out cards (handing out the cardsss yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's slinging them fast (slinging them fast yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Take a Taxi take a Chippy (oh you wanna take the chippy)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS (that's his business)


[Verse 3]
So if you ever see them kids trading in the business,
Oh you know where they got them you don't need to witness,
Way up in the Highlands he's collecting them all,
They come up in the waves they come up for the haul,

[Chorus]
DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's handing out cards (handing out the cardsss yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Oh he's slinging them fast (slinging them fast yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS

Take a Taxi take a Chippy (oh you wanna take the chippy)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS (that's his business)

[Bridge]
Remember this tale, remember his story,
He's the one you known, he brings the glory,
All kinds of cards, he's the one who holds 'em,
They all joke, say it's the modern Bethlehem,

[Big Finish]
DEALIN BUSINESSSSS (deal-in)(deal-in)(deal-in)

Oh he's handing out cards (handing out the cardsss yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS (deal-in)(deal-in)(deal-in)

Oh he's slinging them fast (slinging them fast yeahh)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS(deal-in)(deal-in)(deal-in)

Take a Taxi take a Chippy (oh you wanna take the chippy)

DEALIN BUSINESSSSS (that's his business)