[Verse 1]
Way home from work can't be fucked
Want to be home in my bed well tucked
While others plan a night on the town
I just want to wind the fuck down

[Chorus]
Bless this night and bless this crew
You know we met in the queue at the offie too

Bless this night and bless this crew
Lads all wiped there's nothing else to do

Bless this night and bless this crew
We'll be back in our beds long before youuuu


[Verse 2]
Rustle o’ the bag, fresh frae the Chinese,
Curry so good it drops me to my knees.
Empty bottles stacked—aye, we pile them high,
Won’t be long now ‘til I whisper goodbye.

Won't be long now - one last sigh.

[Chorus]
Bless this night and bless this crew
You know we met in the queue at the offie too

Bless this night and bless this crew
Lads all wiped there's nothing else to do

Bless this night and bless this crew
We'll be back in our beds long before youuuu

[Bridge]
Catch me at the offie, stockin’ for a night in,
That’s where I’ll be—nae clubbin’, nae sinnin’.
The pub’s no pullin’, the club’s too loud,
I’ll be in ma bed, far fae the crowd.

Catch me there, fast asleep in ma bed,
Snorin’ away wi’ a throb in ma head.
Far fae the noise, far fae the crowd,
Wrapped up tight—like a king in a shroud.

[Big Finish]
Bless this night, and bless this crew,
Met in the queue at the offie too.
Bless this night, we’re battered but true,
We’ve nothing to prove—but we’ve paid our due.

Bless this night, the lights are low,
Plastic bags swingin’ as we go.
Bless this night, chicken fried rice is hot,
We’ve not got much—but we love what we’ve got.

Bless this night, and bless this crew,
Shite week’s done, now the sky turns blue.
Bless this night, aye, we made it through—
We’ll be up in the mornin’... but I don’t know how...

Don’t know hooowwwwwwwww—